Time for a Joke

¬† A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ”The driver just insulted me!” The man says: ”You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.

 

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10 More Awesome Things You Should Do Before Dying

1. Throw Tomatoes at La Tomatina:

 

2. Hang from Toronto’s CN Tower:

3. Eat at One of the World’s Best Restaurants:

4. Visit Area 51:

 5.  Set Foot On All Seven Continents:

 

6. Help Out a Random Stranger in Distress:

7. Solve a Rubik’s Cube:

 

 8. Finish a Jigsaw Puzzle:

9. Watch the Top 100 Best Movies of All-Time:

10.Hold an Event in the Sky:

11. Go White Water Rafting in the Tatshenshini River: